Rio just had his wisdom teeth out. All four of them. At once. That should have been a blessing, but due to a snafu with the surgeon’s prescriptions, the pharmacy, and our distance from civilization, he was without any sort of pain meds for about two hours after the general anesthesia wore off.
I’ll spare you my distress over his distress. Parenting: It’s not for wimps.
On the same day, I got an email from my mechanic about my sick airplane. Tess was supposed to be ready for test flight in a few days, but the team has been having a hard time getting the cowl and nose bowl to fit properly after the engine was installed in its brand-new engine bracket and mounts. Well, one thing led to another and it turns out that the engine is out of alignment with the fuselage, and spacers need to be ordered to get it to point forward, not downward.
I’ll spare you my distress over this stress. Airplane ownership: It’s not for wimps.
This morning, it occurred to me that owning an airplane is, in fact, much like being a parent. Or that being a parent is, in fact, much like owning an airplane. I suppose it depends on which came first in your life. Here are just a few examples, feel free to chime in with more via comments:
Airplanes & Kids: No matter how old they are, you worry about them. (All. The. Time.) The only difference is that you tend to worry a little less about your children as they age, and a little more about your airplane as it ages!
Kids & Airplanes:Keep your mind alive. They force you to never stop learning. Kids ask questions that challenge your knowledge, while airplanes never stop teaching you about themselves.
Airplanes & Kids:Get sick or break bones at the worst possible time. Always the worst possible time. And visits to the doctor are expensive; and that’s true even for routine checkups. The only difference is that the airplane doctor costs more than the kid’s doctor!
Kids & Airplanes:Take you to places you never imagined existed. Literally, emotionally, and spiritually.
Airplanes & Kids: Eat more than you could possibly have imagined before you had them.
Kids & Airplanes: Amaze and delight you when you least expect it.
Airplanes & Kids: Demand time, attention, money, and love.
Kids & Airplanes:Love you back, unconditionally. No matter what your faults as a human and a pilot are.
Airplanes & Kids:No matter how rich you are, you really can’t afford them.
Kids & Airplanes:Even though you can’t afford either, you really should have at least one of each.
Being a parent of a child—or an airplane—is rewarding, expensive, amazing, and stressful. And I wouldn’t trade either experience for the world.